The world is laughing at Donald Trump
Happy Days, Even With the Cliff
By GAIL COLLINS, NYT
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We have been through a lot, people. But now the presidential race is settled. Barack Obama won. People on both sides worked heroically, and, on Tuesday, their candidates behaved well. This should be a happy time.
Oh, my God! There’s a fiscal cliff! We’re all going to fall over and go bankrupt!
Did you just hear the cheerful rule? The fiscal cliff doesn’t happen until the end of the year when the Bush tax cuts expire and monster budget cuts automatically kick in. Now that the election’s over, everybody will certainly be ready to move forward and work something out.
Except possibly Gov. Rick Perry, who celebrated the president’s re-election by demanding the repeal of Obamacare.
And then there was Donald Trump, who tweeted during the vote count: “Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.” Actually Trump has no conceivable impact on anything. I just wanted to take this opportunity to reminisce about the time he sent me an irate, handwritten message in which he misspelled the word “too.”
(More here.)
La Di Dah Di Dah ...
We have been through a lot, people. But now the presidential race is settled. Barack Obama won. People on both sides worked heroically, and, on Tuesday, their candidates behaved well. This should be a happy time.
Oh, my God! There’s a fiscal cliff! We’re all going to fall over and go bankrupt!
Did you just hear the cheerful rule? The fiscal cliff doesn’t happen until the end of the year when the Bush tax cuts expire and monster budget cuts automatically kick in. Now that the election’s over, everybody will certainly be ready to move forward and work something out.
Except possibly Gov. Rick Perry, who celebrated the president’s re-election by demanding the repeal of Obamacare.
And then there was Donald Trump, who tweeted during the vote count: “Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.” Actually Trump has no conceivable impact on anything. I just wanted to take this opportunity to reminisce about the time he sent me an irate, handwritten message in which he misspelled the word “too.”
(More here.)
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