Three Card Romney

Chris Kelly
Huffington Post

Mitt "Strength" Romney has been putting some really strong thinking into his position on taxes and he's decided that he's strongly against them. (You can read up on his other powerful ideas in his campaign's Strategy for a Stronger America, available through his website, the one with the banner on top that reads, "Mitt Romney True Strength for America" and the quote at the bottom that goes -- I shit you not -- "I believe the strength of America lies in the strength of her people. I am running for President because I want to help keep America strong."

Romney. Strong. Romney. Strong. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn...

I mean, that's a lot of strength. Does he want to lead America or bench press it?

How strongly does Romney hate taxes? Last week, he not only signed a pledge to oppose all tax increases, he also snapped the pen in half, shattered the desk with a single blow, and made powerful animal love to Grover Norquist on the shards.

In the end, all that remained of Norquist and the desk was sawdust and an unjustified sense of entitlement.

Then the Romney Campaign recorded a radio ad and released:

STRATEGY FOR A STRONGER AMERICA: A CONSERVATIVE BLUEPRINT TO LOWER TAXES

Check it out.

BLUEPRINT #1: Making The Bush Tax Cuts Permanent.

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