Love is a many splendored (?) thing
Happy Valentine's Day! Kinky, Bizarre Animal Sex Should Put You in the Mood! Maybe
Posted by Ross Pomeroy on February 14, 2014, RealClearScience.com
It's Valentine's Day! Yes, love is in the air! Food tastes sweeter. Roses are red and violets are... bloody annoying. Dinner is far from delectable. And it's best not to think about how much that piece of jewelry cost.
Sounds like an aphrodisiac is in order. Dark chocolate is nice, but there's nothing better than Nature, itself. Kinky encounters from the Animal Kingdom ought to do the trick. A fair warning, however, they might also scar you for life.
1. Red Velvet Mites. Ever left a trail of roses for your significant other? It's dreamily romantic, if a little cliché. But guess what? The red velvet mite was doing it long before you saw American Beauty. Spinning a strand of silk, the male lays out an intricate path that leads back to his "love garden" (that's really what scientists call it). When a roaming female discovers the trail, she follows it back to the source. There, she finds that the male has been quite busy, artistically spraying sperm all over his sweet shag pad. While this trick may not work on human wives or girlfriends (and makes for a sticky, awkward cleanup), mite females don't seem to mind. If one of them deems the male to be virile enough, she'll dab up some of the sperm, thus fertilizing her eggs.
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Posted by Ross Pomeroy on February 14, 2014, RealClearScience.com
It's Valentine's Day! Yes, love is in the air! Food tastes sweeter. Roses are red and violets are... bloody annoying. Dinner is far from delectable. And it's best not to think about how much that piece of jewelry cost.
Sounds like an aphrodisiac is in order. Dark chocolate is nice, but there's nothing better than Nature, itself. Kinky encounters from the Animal Kingdom ought to do the trick. A fair warning, however, they might also scar you for life.
1. Red Velvet Mites. Ever left a trail of roses for your significant other? It's dreamily romantic, if a little cliché. But guess what? The red velvet mite was doing it long before you saw American Beauty. Spinning a strand of silk, the male lays out an intricate path that leads back to his "love garden" (that's really what scientists call it). When a roaming female discovers the trail, she follows it back to the source. There, she finds that the male has been quite busy, artistically spraying sperm all over his sweet shag pad. While this trick may not work on human wives or girlfriends (and makes for a sticky, awkward cleanup), mite females don't seem to mind. If one of them deems the male to be virile enough, she'll dab up some of the sperm, thus fertilizing her eggs.
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