Chris Christie, such a presidential tease

By Dana Milbank,
WashPost
Published: October 4

The political world was shocked and dismayed to discover that Chris Christie is not running for president.

Presumably this is because the New Jersey governor dropped so many hints about joining the race for the Republican nomination.

Such as this one from last year: “Short of suicide, I don’t really know what I’d have to do to convince you people that I’m not running. I’m not running!”

The tease!

And this one in February: “What do I have to do short of suicide to convince people I’m not running? Apparently, I actually have to commit suicide to convince people I’m not running.”

(More here.)