Like It or Unfriend It

By TEDDY WAYNE, MIKE SACKS and THOMAS NG
NYT

AMERICA and Indigenous Peoples are now friends.

Christopher Columbus wrote on America’s wall: “This IS India, right?”

America has joined the New World network.

America is no longer friends with Indigenous Peoples.

The Pilgrims wrote on America’s wall: “Thanks for the add!”

America added tobacco, fur and hardship to Interests.

America invited Boston to an event: “Party THURSDAY! B.Y.O.T!”

America added Great Britain to Kingdoms I Am Fighting With.

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