Misery Loves Democrats
By GAIL COLLINS
NYT
It has come to our attention that a large number of Democrats have gone completely nuts about Barack Obama’s presidential campaign.
He’s going to lose! Sarah Palin is getting all the attention! The Republicans are so mean! Why isn’t he tougher?
They’re calling each other up to discuss how doomed they are, vowing to move to Canada as soon as the election is over and the inevitable worst has occurred. Really, we evacuated several hurricane-prone states with more cheer and optimism.
Cheer up, Obama-ites. You’re overreacting. I’ll answer all your questions as long as you promise to take deep breaths into this nice paper bag.
Have you seen the polls? He should be talking more about the economy! Why isn’t his campaign working harder?
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NYT
It has come to our attention that a large number of Democrats have gone completely nuts about Barack Obama’s presidential campaign.
He’s going to lose! Sarah Palin is getting all the attention! The Republicans are so mean! Why isn’t he tougher?
They’re calling each other up to discuss how doomed they are, vowing to move to Canada as soon as the election is over and the inevitable worst has occurred. Really, we evacuated several hurricane-prone states with more cheer and optimism.
Cheer up, Obama-ites. You’re overreacting. I’ll answer all your questions as long as you promise to take deep breaths into this nice paper bag.
Have you seen the polls? He should be talking more about the economy! Why isn’t his campaign working harder?
(Continued here.)
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