The Top Bush Junta Lies (Listed in Reverse Numerical Order)

by Bob Patterson | April 4, 2008
from SmirkingChimp

Number 10: One of the President’s representatives promised to find out who made money with airline stocks on September 11, 2001. The Bush team could find out about a small withdrawal of cash made by a Democratic New York governor, but they never did find out if it was the terrorists who cashed in on the attack on the World Trade Center. Isn’t that special? They made a promise to find out who profited from the airline stock deal. Doesn’t making a promise and then not keeping it qualify as telling a lie?

Number 9: When Dick Cheney said “we” know where the WMD’s are and that they can be ready for use in 45 minutes, he implied a high degree of specificity regarding the American intelligence about those items. Turns out, they were a figment of the imagination and obviously he didn’t know shit from Shinola about where they were or how quickly they could be made ready for use.

Number 8: Our legal advisor suggests that we merely ask you to read page 582 of Kitty Kelly’s book “The Family.” (Note: it deals with Laura's fatal car accident as a high school senior, and Bush's arrest for DWI.)

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